A while back I discovered this site where you can make your own motivational style posters. Here's one I did of my daughter that I thought was pretty funny.

This is fucking hilarious. Read the transcript here.

O: Okay, what exactly is it you want us to do for you?
B: Uh, send an officer down here. I want them to make my order right.
O: Ma'am, we're not going to go down there and escort your Western bacon cheeseburger.
B: *pause* ....What am I supposed to do?